- If you wish me to respond to this post, please press 1
- If you were just letting of steam, please press 2
- If you mistakenly caused an earth crustal displacement, please press 3
- If you enjoy having a phone to your ear whilst we insult you by pretending that customer service is done best by avoiding the customer, please press 3
- If you want to speak to a human being, please press 4 - and if they hang up please appreciate we have to produce statistics on how many customers we provide a service to and the picture of the wonderful service we provide was enhanced by your call.
- If you do not find any of these options suitable, please call 8947983247983 and we will present you with similar options that make you realise you are a problem to us, a stupid person that will put up with our crap because most of our customers are idiots.




No I have no problem at all with the phone robots. Its progress!

I'm looking for a cynical smiley....