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May 21, 2024, 10:03 pm UTC    
July 21, 2005 09:41AM
Okay...


We know JKR has said the seventh book ends with the words, "...a scar."


We were just coming up with a couple things that could fit it, and naturally the conversation went silly.





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When Harry looked up from the bed, he saw Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon storming from the bedroom, satisfied that he had made a complete recovery from his fall. Outside the window, the gardener, Tom, looked so much like Professor Dumbledore. The neighbor lady, putting her cat out the door, looked just like Minerva McGonagle. Up the street he saw a red headed boy teasing the dentist's daughter, with the big teeth and wavy hair. Looking around, he was rather disappointed with the idea that there was no place like home, And, when he reached up to check, there was no sign of a scar.

(that's the "Wizard of Oz" ending...)



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And Harry woke up to the usual screaming of his Aunt Petunia to get out of bed. The dream had been so real, so vivid. Had he really received a letter from a school of magic? He reached to his forehead, but he could find no trace of a scar.

(that's the"Dallas" ending...)


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And after all they'd been through, it turned out that the solution to the entire problem was to visit a decent plastic surgeon who could simply remove a scar.

(that's the malpractice lawsuit ending)






Anybody else got an idea?

Anthony

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him think.
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Harry Potter theories for Book Seven (SPOILERS)

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MikeS July 19, 2005 02:23AM

my theories

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Funny Potter theories for Book Seven (SPOILERS)

Anthony July 21, 2005 09:41AM

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Anthony July 21, 2005 02:58PM

R.A. B.

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Stephanie July 26, 2005 11:41AM

More tying up of loose ends

teacup July 27, 2005 02:28AM

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