Lee Wrote:
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> Americans speak and write
> English,

Au contraire, mon frère! They speak and write Merkinese (although I confess that it does bear sufficient passing resemblance to English that most native English speakers can understand it).

> Can you say "ghoti"?

FISH

But can you say "aluminium"? Or "schedule"? Or can you play a game called "football" in which the ball is actually (horror of horrors!) played with the foot?


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Stephen