I knew a girl in college named Alison Porter. A simple pretty name that fit her well. Senior year she married a young man from the UK and became.... Alison Smelly.

Apparently it was an old and proud family name, but somewhat unfortunate nevertheless.



Peski
"Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of something is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel." - Homer Simpson