Khazar-khum Wrote:
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> > Though it would be nice to see her bagging
> Zahi's
> > groceries and then watching as the bottom of
> the
> > bag ripped out and all the fresh fruit
> splattered
> > on the floor as she hands it to him. He
> would, of
> > course, blow up berating her for not
> thinking
> > about the bannana workers who climbed to the
> top
> > of the trees with a knife between their
> teeth, or
> > the strawberry workers in California who
> labor in
> > the hot sun. Or the dockworkers at the Cairo
> > shipyards who unloaded it. Of course Zoe
> would be
> > crying and begging forgiveness. Zahi would
> storm
> > out saying that perhaps she should work at a
> > carwash...guess where the next show would be.
> Of
> > course, the whole thing would be completely
> > spontaneous.
>
> And finally, after failing her way from job to
> job, she ends up where he wants her...at the El
> Paris Gentlemen's Club. Which is probably where
> she came from in the first place.

But once at the Gentlemen's club, she spies Zahi proudly standing by the bust of Neferiti that he reacquisitioned from the Berlin Museum. She wants to make up for the past mistake and get's a pitcher of Coke to freshen up Zahi's drink. Hopefully this will to make up for the car wash incident (You know, that old chestnut, where Zahi shows up at the car wash with his Humbvee that is loaded to ceiling with papyri that among other things has a pristine copy Manetho's work, The plans for Djoser's pyramid written by Imhotep himself, and autographed picture of Cleopatra, Julius Caesar and the kids. Zoe jumps in the car brings it up to the car wash and then forgets to roll up the windows. Five minutes later the Humvee emerges filled with hot soapy water and utterly destroyed papyri. Zahi blows up at Zoe who cries and begs forgiveness again. She tries to dry out the interior of the car with one of the few undamaged papyri and gets the accelerator pedal stuck, the Humvee then goes full speed into the Nile river where it sinks without a trace.) and then as she's walking across the room she trips over Bill Clinton's legs, tumbles past Al Gore and knocks over the bust of Nefertiti that is sitting on the Louis XVth table shattering it into a million pieces. She gets up and and drops the pitcher on the priceless table leaving deep irreperable scratches in it. Zahi storms out of the club furious as Zoe tries to reassemble the bust with chewing gum that she scraped off the bottom of the table...Of course the whole thing is completely spontaneous and the story continues.