stephen ?
am i french now.
if that were the case i'd be too busy eating high grade frogs legs and l'esacrgot's to bother with a retort.
This recent "scare" (not the right word) has opened my eyes though
i always wondered why i love florida so much and why i spend half my time there shovelling buffet breakfasts into my mouth
i feel a little ashamed to be criticising nacho cheese sauce and tapas now.
The quality of food we're used to is shameful
has anyone ever tried any happy shopper products.
and those new pet foods. you know the ones that reminds us of pate'. Why you think we make that connection. compared to the stuff labelled as such in the human section of tesco the animals are getting grade 1 foi gras.


*** WARNING *** It has come to my attention that sausages, chicken burgers and grillsteaks are not what they appear.
under no circumstances must anyone attempt to eat happy shopper turkey kievs
in the case of accidental consumption. call your family undertaker or at the very least a psychiatrist