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Evolution debate spawns a saucy monster

BY DION LEFLER

The Wichita Eagle


Move over, Darwin. Stand aside, Intelligent Design.

The idea that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world is demanding equal time in Kansas biology classrooms.

In his corner are three moderate state school board members and a prominent Topeka attorney. They say this concept makes about as much sense as proposed science standards, favored by the board's religious conservative majority, that encourage schools to criticize evolution while they teach it.

Going completely against my character, I have already decided to join this wonderful new organized religion! I love the idea of screaming "Religious Persecution!" when I am not allowed to wear my Dread Pirate Roberts outfit to the mall! Finally I can get the ACLU to defend my need to bring a rapier on the plane with me!

Oh, I love this country!

Anthony

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him think.