Things I Will Not Do If I Become A World Saving Heroine:

1. I will not wear high stilleto heels or long trailing skirts as these interfere
with quick get aways.

2. No matter how stupid or annoying my hero may be I will wait until *AFTER*
we have saved the world to settle his hash.

3. I will be kind and compassionate to the secondary love interest as odds are
she will come to a sticky end.

4. I will never keep an appointment with a sinister voice on the phone without
a) telling somebody where I am going and when I expect to be back and b) taking
back-up.

5. I will always carry a weapon and ideally train in some kind of martial art.
My hero has enough to do without rescuing me.

6. I will *NEVER* stupidly lead my hero into a dangerous situation.

7. I will *NEVER* unecessarily expose myself to danger.

8. If captured by the villain I will pretend to be receptive to his advances
as a man in lust can be very, very stupid.

9. If my hero gives me orders I will at least consider the possibility he knows
what he is doing and it would be best to obey - just this once.

10. If my hero's eye wanders I will remember there are other fish in the sea;
that sidekicks can be pretty darn cute and that reformed villains are also not
without their attractions.





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/19/2007 09:50AM by Roxana Cooper.