DOUGAL- God Ted, it's like a big tide of jam commin towards us, except its a big jam made out of old women.


DOUGAL- God Ted, Jacks been asleep good long time. Do you think he's dead again?
TED- No Dougal. Look at Jack. Look at that steely determination. And.... Oh my god, I've just realised Jacks been asleep for 14 days! They run to Jacks chair.
TED- Oh my God (pulls out a bottle) He's drunken a whole bottle of dreamy sleepy nighty snoozy snooze!


Ted: Dougal, have we any incense?
Dougal: Em...there was a spider in the bath...