i cant remember much of them but their bedtime chats were hilarious....

Ted: Sheep, like all wool-bearing animals, instinctively travel north, where it's colder, and they won't be so stuffy

and

Mrs Doyle: I'm so excited. Taking on three bishops all at once. I can't wait.

and

Ted: Maybe he's agoraphobic.
Dougal: Jack? Scared of fighting? I don't think so, Ted!

and

Ted: So there he is. Risen from the dead. Like that feller.... E.T.

and lastly

Dougal: C'mere Ted, Ted, Teddy, Ted. God, I love being a priest. We're all going to heaven lads, wheeeyyyyyy!


crying now!!!!!!