This Q&A reminds me why I never tell too many people where I got my driver's license:

Q: So, what were you doing just prior to the accident on Interstate 415?

A: I had a cafe latte in between my legs, my cellphone being held in place by my right cheek and shoulder, my left hand on the steering wheel and trying to find my eye liner in my purse. How was I supposed to know he was breaking?

Steve LeMaster