These are actual questions in a divorce court:

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Here is another at a malpractice suite:

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

And this one is too much:

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Steve LeMaster



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 03/26/2005 02:00PM by Steve LeMaster.