1) I like my women blonde and with plaited hair.
2) I have a beard (its blonde as am i)
3) I dream about battle and big swords
4) I binge drink alcohol
5) I get all sentimental about dragon prowed ships and valkyries
6) I would not be seen dead in a helmet with horns on it
7) I love Hagar the horrible.
8) I prefer cold weather to hot
9) I can't be arsed with finicky foods, give me a leg of beef everytime
10) I have an overwhelming desire to put on a bearskin and run screaming at Stamford Bridge
Blood eagle anyone


am i qualified cos i hear the "barbarian hordes of ghengis khan social club" are recruiting again