Some years ago, an inspired satirist, Dominick Green posted on sci.archaeology here is a sample

Subject: The Egyptians - What Did They Build These Pyramids For, Exactly?
From: demonicgroin@cix.compulink.co.uk ("Dominic Green")
Date: 1996/03/29
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A Dire Warning

By

Father Ignatius Churchward Von Berlitz M.A. (Dom. Sci.) Oxon. (Oklahoma)

Many a night I have sat staring out over the Nubian desert at these monstrous erections fashioned by ancient hands, and wondered: Why build such gigantic edifices, only to place inside them nothing but tiny ventilation shafts suited only to the ingress of microscopic German robots?

Recently, however, I understood. The pyramids were BUILT by German robots! Tiny, intergalactic robots of undeniably Teutonic character, led by Hitler, who survived the fall of Berlin by driving out of the Fuehrerbunker in a microscopic Panzer Tank up a shaft pointed at the Parts of Orion. It is a well-known historical fact that Hitler was not a large man. We see many photographs of Hitler - how many do we see of him standing next to an object of well-known size, such as General Montgomery? British soldiers of that time were of fairly standardized dimensions, and there is no reason to believe that General Montgomery was any exception. Instead, Hitler contrived always to be photographed with men whose dimensions have not been adequately recorded by history, such as Stalin and Neville Chamberlain. Chamberlain, indeed, is well known to have varied wildly in height according to the phases of the moon. Hitler could have been six inches tall for all we know, and all the photographs of him walking around Germany cunning forgeries shot in dolls' houses. German historians will recall the models of the proposed cyclopaean fascist architecture of the new Berlin - these were not models! Hitler
actually lived in them, and came out to preach the Final Solution to his Nazi followers in a high and squeaky voice.

Why is the door in the ventilation shaft of the Great Pyramid of Khufu closed? *Hitler* is in there, planning the return of the Fourth Reich with his Nubian Nazi Legions. I propose that a legion of highly trained Nazi-speaking commandos be miniaturized (using technology the US government has obtained from aliens by offering human sacrifice, but is concealing from the General Public) and sent up the ventilation shaft to deal with Hitler. It Is The Only Way.

Yours

Father Ignatius Churchward Von Berlitz M.A. (Dom. Sci.) Oxon. (Oklahoma)

Bernard