Is there some meaning of "alignment" that you are using that does not conform to the standard mathematical/astronomical meaning?

I ask, because of COURSE Saturn and Jupiter align with the sphynx. So do the Galactic center, the communications satellites, the visible equatorial constellations, the sun, the moon, the magellanic clouds (some of them), Andromeda and everything else in the visible sky.

They also align with me, my house, the shopping mall where I buy my groceries, my cat, my car, my husband's place of work, my dad's house (4 states away), Buckingham palace, Westmister Cathedral, the Golden Gate Bridge, the Marianas trench, every single opal mine and everything else on Earth.