Well, IMHO, like all of us, you will also need to have a personal reality re-adjustment at the end of this age, assuming survival, of course...

Obviously the entire bible is "symbolism" so you just simply cannot apply common reality logic to it!!!

However, if you look at it from a natural reality point, then it makes a lot more sense, but not in the sense that it is presented at church...

Multiple ERAs and AGEs are encoded and super-imposed in the story that the bibble is trying to convey to the multitudes...

Either case, I still can help you out with the "the tar and feathers" if you wish... LOL

+-wirelessguru1