why do I always choke when I hear things like

"God made dinosaurs on Day 6"

not to mention

"You're missing 98 percent of the population if you only go the intellectual route"

and not to mention this classic about why the Grand Canyon couldn't have been formed by erosion

"The top of the Grand Canyon is 4,000 feet higher than where the river enters the canyon! Rivers do not flow up hill!"

ahhhh

Thanks John thats cheered me up on a rather tedious day!