Heh heh, they have these hotdogs out here by a company called Coronado. I swear that they are the most unnatural reddish orange that you can ever imagine for a hot dog. They are the number one parent acquisition for school functions out here though. They are easily identifiable by their rather nuclear hue even after cooking. Thankfully, even my son won't eat them! Tried looking for an image of these vile franks but alas, all I could find about them on the net was being listed on a USDA Food Safety recall list...telling, isn't it?
Stephanie
In every man there is something wherein I may learn of him, and in that I am his pupil.--Ralph Waldo Emerson