lol thats a good one merc
" It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there"
i note it still took him four days til he was rescued. Thats one day to pee his way out of the car and three days getting over the hangover.

Also where was he going on holiday with 60 bottles of beer
did he think the beer he was taking on holiday wouldn't be useful because he was glad.
I bet when they dig his car out they find he tunneled through the snow into the drift and all he had to do was open the passenger door on the other side.

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?




Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/29/2005 10:26AM by marduk.