For soon to be husbands and recertification for those that already are:

NOTICE: Classes for men at our local learning center for adults will be starting soon. Sign-up by August 30th.

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

Topic 1 - How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays. Step-by-step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2 - The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow On The Holders? Round table discussion.

Topic 3 - Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat Up And Avoiding The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub? Group practice.

Topic 4 - Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And The Floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 - The After-Dinner Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on video.

Topic 6 - Loss Of Identity: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7 - Learning How To Find Things, Starting With Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open forum.

Topic 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 9 - Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost. Real life testimonials.

Topic 10 - Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning To Live: Basic Differences Between Mother And Wife. Online class and role playing.

Topic 12 - How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13 - How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors!


Steve LeMaster