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| February 03, 2005 10:14AM |
steven pyatt Wrote:
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> one down three to go.
> questions i have about stargate.
> 1. why is it such a pointless series which will
> just run and run because it has no logical
> conclusion apart from the deaths of all the major
> characters.
because it's fun (except for you, obviously
)
> 2. why hasn't anyone sued them for running
> roughshod over peoples religious beliefs (is there
> an episode coming up with alexander the great in
> it)
because it's fun (except for you, obviously )
> 3. what the hells going on with tiuk's eyebrows.
> is he moonlighting as a drag queen.
Who?
> 4. Why didn't scully's dad tell her he knew of the
> existence of extra terrestrials when he was still
> alive
because he's an actor playing a different role. You could ask why is it Sam Carter fixes everything when they've got Macguyver in charge (although he was mentioned in the pilot episode)?
> 5. No interfering Fox Mulder type character. why
> not.
Cause Jack would just shoot him.
> 6. Why does a military man (steve you listening)
> disobey orders constantly still get pats on the
> back from the general and promotions.
Cause it's a TV show
> 7. Just how many times are they going to have an
> "unauthorised gate activation" before they work
> out what the steel barricading is for.
Actually, when they do have an unauthorised gate activation, the iris does close until the ID signal is received from an incoming traveller. Obviously a few super-duper aliens can make the iris open or just walk through it (the Nox for example)
> 8. When were they all surgically altered so they
> no longer ever have to use the facilities/powder
> their noses/see a man about a dog.
It's a TV sci-fi tradition. Although B5 had a head.
> 9. None of them smoke. With a job like theirs
> who'd be worried about 5 minutes at the end of
> their lives.
We obviously only see them when they're not in an authorised ciggie break
> 10. Why is it that Dr daniel Jackson can be so wet
> yet be so militarily effective. If he was in my
> unit. he'd be cut.
You got that right...
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> one down three to go.
> questions i have about stargate.
> 1. why is it such a pointless series which will
> just run and run because it has no logical
> conclusion apart from the deaths of all the major
> characters.
because it's fun (except for you, obviously
)
> 2. why hasn't anyone sued them for running
> roughshod over peoples religious beliefs (is there
> an episode coming up with alexander the great in
> it)
because it's fun (except for you, obviously
)
> 3. what the hells going on with tiuk's eyebrows.
> is he moonlighting as a drag queen.
Who?
> 4. Why didn't scully's dad tell her he knew of the
> existence of extra terrestrials when he was still
> alive
because he's an actor playing a different role. You could ask why is it Sam Carter fixes everything when they've got Macguyver in charge (although he was mentioned in the pilot episode)?
> 5. No interfering Fox Mulder type character. why
> not.
Cause Jack would just shoot him.
> 6. Why does a military man (steve you listening)
> disobey orders constantly still get pats on the
> back from the general and promotions.
Cause it's a TV show
> 7. Just how many times are they going to have an
> "unauthorised gate activation" before they work
> out what the steel barricading is for.
Actually, when they do have an unauthorised gate activation, the iris does close until the ID signal is received from an incoming traveller. Obviously a few super-duper aliens can make the iris open or just walk through it (the Nox for example)
> 8. When were they all surgically altered so they
> no longer ever have to use the facilities/powder
> their noses/see a man about a dog.
It's a TV sci-fi tradition. Although B5 had a head.
> 9. None of them smoke. With a job like theirs
> who'd be worried about 5 minutes at the end of
> their lives.
We obviously only see them when they're not in an authorised ciggie break
> 10. Why is it that Dr daniel Jackson can be so wet
> yet be so militarily effective. If he was in my
> unit. he'd be cut.
You got that right...
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[www.ufodata.co.uk]
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