<HTML>With one more bit .............
Anyone who reads this and can't see that it's a typical "customer service" type response needs to be checked...... and soon! Let me take this apart for you...........
Thank you for your email sharing your concerns about the promotion for the Egyptian Pyramids and The Sphinx conference on our Website. Your email has been referred to me.
<i>Translation: How do <b>I</b> end up with these things?!</i>
You have not indicated if you have brought your concerns to the attention of the conference planner, Dr. Garrett Fagan. I will share your email with Dr. Fagan and Dr. Patricia Book, Associate Vice President of Outreach and Executive Director of Continuing Education, and will ask that they respond to you directly.
<i>Translation: I'm confused ... why are you writing me with this?</i>
I can certainly understand your concern about the presentation of the information on the Website. I am sure that the conference organizers did not intend to minimize your contributions to the conference, and I am sure
that they will want to remedy the situation as soon as possible.
<i>Translation: <strike>I feel your pain</strike> No ... that's been used too much by Clinton ..... I'll do the old ... I understand and I'll look into it bit ... that usually gets them off my back</i>
Thank you for writing to bring this to our attention
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I know myself working in offices for the last twenty or more odd years that this is standard ... let's tell them something until I can find my secretary and see what's really going on ....... customer service lingo....
Period.
But .... some of you are going to believe whatever you WANT to believe .... and I guess it's just much more fun to believe that the big ole bad guys are out to get you than to accept the truth that sometimes is boring.....
Kat</HTML>
