<HTML>AU contraire monsieur,
[Sitting at the head of his 40 ft dining room table]
"MMM....chew...chew...actually...chew...chew...swallow...."
[Taking a sip of his '72 Beaujolais red, then wiping the beetlejuice from the corner of his mouth with his golden embroidered napkin]
"My mind....(twitch) is a wonDERfullll......(twitch) place to visit."
[silence as they stare at one another in the shot glow of candlelight filling the great hall]
"Come in. Sit down. Have a cigar. Stay awhile.....but you'll have to leave your wench...
"Oh. That's just Claire. She's harmless."
"....outside. Righttttttttt."
[pause]
"Care for some beetle vichyssoise?"
"Hey, listen, you're a real nice guy and all, but..."
"SILENCE!"
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Tune in next time wheennnn........[fade]
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Scared yet?</HTML>