"It's always, 'I will drink your soul' or 'I will chew the flesh from your bones' with these hellish apparitions," Whitson said. "When I ask them if that means the ancient Etruscans did, in fact, add copper to their mixing clay to make their urns more sturdy, they don't even seem to hear me."

I feel your pain, Dr. Whitson. I mean what is point of ancient deities, daemons or cursed monarchs is they won't answer a few simple questions?